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Author: Subject: The kind of rejection we'd all like to see:
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[*] posted on 2/7/2011 at 01:22 AM
The kind of rejection we'd all like to see:

Rejection from a Chinese economic journal:

“We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity.”

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A morally unprincipled person.
One who is predestined to damnation.
Morally unprincipled; shameless.
Rejected by [fill in the supreme being of your choice] and without hope of salvation.

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[*] posted on 2/7/2011 at 09:22 AM

LOL I love it!

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[*] posted on 2/7/2011 at 01:01 PM


I seemed to be looking down from an immense height upon a twilit grotto, knee-deep with filth, where a white-bearded daemon swineherd drove about with his staff a flock of fungous, flabby beasts whose appearance filled me with unutterable loathing.

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[*] posted on 2/7/2011 at 01:08 PM

LMAO) - that's awesome!

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