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money.gif posted on 9/7/2011 at 07:13 AM
Sex and Good Grammar


Sex & Good Grammar

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4'," he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked, so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.




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[*] posted on 9/7/2011 at 07:28 AM


Cute, Lea Ann!



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[*] posted on 9/7/2011 at 10:11 AM


Lol!



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[*] posted on 9/7/2011 at 11:26 AM


love it



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[*] posted on 9/7/2011 at 11:48 AM


very very funny!!



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[*] posted on 9/7/2011 at 10:50 PM


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If only English was taught like that I might have retained more and been better off because of it. If nothing else at least I would have laughed more in school. LOL




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[*] posted on 9/14/2011 at 03:30 PM


OMG I have read this again and laughed just as hard as the first time I read it.



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[*] posted on 10/14/2011 at 06:44 AM


LOL:):):):):):):)





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Someone on here lives in Monticello, AR, and got banned? I lived in Monticello for several years! Loved the town! My husband was assistant manager of the Safeway store back in the late '60s. I wish you'd clean up the spam and promise not to do it again so Michy would let you back on. We might have mutual acquaintances!



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